Kickin' It, Homeland-Style

Contrary to popular belief, I'm mortal. I often enjoy spending a quiet Sunday evening at home watching Homeland and drinking some chocolate milk.

How Do You Like Them Apples?!

Red Delicious, baby!

Relaxin' after apple picking.

Don't I look good on this farm machinery?

After a long week of ass-kicking, sometimes I just want to go apple picking and drink cider with the ladies. Shelburne Orchards satisfied both needs for me this weekend. Now, who's gonna make me a pie?

Made It to Base Camp

I made it! I'm awesome.

Pondering my next conquest.

Took some time out of my busy ass-kicking schedule this past weekend to hike Mt. Philo in Charlotte, VT. It was a gnarly but contemplative trek. I was happy to get away from it all. Now I'm ready for more ass-kicking.

All photos in this & the previous post are courtesy of my girl Melissa. We had a thing once, but now we're just good friends.

Easy Does It

Rock climbing shirtless. You're welcome.

These rocks are no match for my muscles.

Weekend at the Lake? Bring it.

Is that Luke Perry? Yeah, that's what it says on his jacket. Heh heh.

I recently spent a weekend at the lake in Waitsfield, VT. I like a quiet place where I can write poetry.

What a Night

Bedtime stories with me, Luke Perry. That's not my panda.

This hotel bed was pretty sweet.

I recently attended Funny or Die's Oddball Comedy & Curiosity Festival in Mass. I'm a huge fan of Dave Chappelle and Flight of the Conchords. It was a cold night, and I was grateful to have my awesome red corduroy jacket and the company of three lovely ladies. Don't worry, I only shared a bed with one of them.